Pinoy Call Center Jokes

Pinoy call center jokes collection that you can share and enjoy. This page doesn’t aim to make fun to our call center agent friends but to both laugh with the experience and have fun… Again no offense meant 🙂

Below is our collection of call centre jokes, call center humor and call center fun. Please share and enjoy!

Pinoy Call Center Jokes Collection

  • Local client so mostly pinoy callers, usually from visayas…
    Cust: hiillo! wala kasi yung bell ng pon namin???
    Call center Agent: Hindi naman po ba nabagsak yung phone?
    Cust: Hende naman…
    Call center Agent: Kailan pa po ito nagsimula?
    Cust: Ang alen?
    Call center Agent: .Na hindi po nagri-ring yung phone?
    Cust: Nagre-reng naman ah?!
    Call center Agent: Di ba wala pong ring?
    Cust: Hende! yong BELL!.. yong lestahan nong babayaran namin!!!
    Call center Agent: aahhh… yung BILL?!!!
    (hende kase nagve-verefie mabote… tsk, tsk, tsk…)
  • Whattt!???
    – It’s a no-win-win situation.
    – Burn the bridge when you get there.
    – Anulled and void.
    – Mute and academic.
    – C’mon let’s join us!
    – If worse comes to shove.
    – Are you joking my leg?
    – It’s not my problem anymore, it’s your problem anymore.
    – What are friends are for?
    – You can never can tell.
    – Been there, been that.
    – Forget it about it.
    – Give him the benefit of the daw.
  • CSR: “The computer has a hard disk, CD ROM drive and 4 USB sluts.”
    Customer: “Sluts? Are you sure (giggling) I’m going to get 4 sluts along with the computer?”
    CSR: “Yes, absolutely sir!”
    Customer: “Well, in that case, I’d like to order that computer then!”
  • Its ‘C’, ‘C’ for Fried Chicken
  • May I put you on hold for about 2 meters?
  • Caller: “I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realized that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my file back again?”.
  • Agent: Can you click in to the address bar and type www.google.com please?
    Customer: I’ve don’t this already and it didn’t work.
    Agent: Will you do it again for me anyway?
    Customer: Alright.
    Agent: W-W-W-DOT-G-O-O-G-L-E-DOT-C-O-M and now press “enter”.
    Customer: Oh, you have to press “enter”?
  • Applicant: The call center is a booming industry for the past few days
    and I want to part of that boom! (sumabog ka sana!)
  • Recruiter: Why do you want to work in a call center?
    Applicant: >From Manila Bulletin. (ang gulo… i drug test nyo na to’)
    Recruiter: Ah okay, but my question is, why do you want to work here?
    Applicant: Well, I graduated from CEU with a course of blahblah…
    (out…out…out….)
  • Recruiter : Why do you want to work in a call center?
    Applicant : Because of the big bucks of money.. i want to hab a house
    (nyahaha)

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Father’s Day Quotes, Poems and Text Messages Collection

Father’s played a special role in our lives. So for this especial day dedicated for fathers, let’s make them feel special and loved. Send these collection of Father’s day quotes, father’s day poems and Father’s day text messages to your friends and father.

TAGALOG Father’s Day Quotes – Collection of Tagalog Father’s day quotes and messages for your tatay

Father’s Day Quotes – Collection of father’s day quotes and Father’s day messages from daughters that you can send to your fathers, friends’ fathers and loved ones.

Father’s Day Poems – Collection of father’s day poems you can dedicate for your father.

Manny Pacquiao and Aling Dionisia Jokes

A lot of Pinoy fans of Manny Pacquiao seems to create funny and entertaining jokes about the great boxing champion. Below is our collection of tagalog Manny Pacquiao jokes that you can share to your friends and loved ones. This is for entertainment purposes only and does not intend to offend anyone.

  • STOP FOOLING HER! Bago ka ma knock out ng fooling her, gumamit ng head and shoulders. Nakakatulong bawasan ang “fooling her”- Pacquiao hehehe
  • “Blue” Sabi ni Manny kay Aling Dionesia nang mag celebrate sila ng kaarawan nito.  “BLUE THE KICK”. Good morning.
  • “A luck son, if are” yan ang gamot sa masil na parang taling nagkapilipilipet. “A luck son, if are”. Hehehe
  • Aling Dionisia: Gusto ko naman pag nagka-anak kayo uli ni Jinky, di lang pangalan nyo pagsasamahin. Dapat kasali din pangalan ko. Manny: Oo naman nay, kasu midyu mahirap yun. Aling Dionisia: Hindi ah, may naesep na nga ako eh. Manny: Talaga ‘nay? Anu? Aling Dionisia: DIOMANJI (dionisia-manny- jinky)

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Quotes About Long Distance Relationships

Looking for Long Distance Relationship Quotes and Text Messages? search no more ‘coz we had compiled some text messages and quotes for all you lovers that are apart

Quotes About Long Distance Relationships Collection

  • Distance between two hearts is not an obstacle rather a beautiful reminder of just how strong true love can be
  • The test of love is not when we are together. It comes when we are not together and realize that despite the distance, love is still there.
  • There is no long distance in LOVE. It always finds a way to bring two hearts together, no matter how many miles are between them.
  • Let these words be my eyes and look at you. Let this message be my lips and kiss you. So long honey – Till we are together again. I wish I was there to hold you tight, instead of just sending you this loving “Good Night.”
  • When two hearts are meant for each other no distance is so far, no time is so long and no other love can break them apart.
  • Missing someone isn’t about the time you’ve not seen each other..but about remembering the moments you’ve shared together and expecting it to happen again..
  • Distance never separates two hearts that really care, for our memories span the miles and in seconds we are there. But whenever I start feeling sad, because I miss you, I remind myself how lucky I am to have someone so special to miss.
  • I wondered whether good things really do happen to me, because after you were given to me, we have to be on opposite ends of the earth. Now, I know that they do happen, because being with you, for just one second, is the best thing that I have ever been blessed with.

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Easter Quotations

In light of this glorious event, we would always want to share the blessings and happiness to our loved ones during this joyful season. What is an easy way to spread the word around? By sending them SMS messages. You could get Easter quotes from the internet, Bible passages and even your friends! Written below are some sample Easter quotations and quotes that you can send out to your friends and family.

Easter Quotations Collection

  • The cross of Christ shows us that God’s love is of deepest descent…universal distribution and of eternal duration. – Dr. Fred Barlow
  • The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. – Robert Flatt
  • The stone was rolled away from the door, not to permit Christ to come out, but to enable the disciples to go in. – Peter Marshall
  • Let every man and woman count himself immortal. Let him catch the revelation of Jesus in his resurrection. Let him say not merely, ‘Christ is risen,’ but ‘I shall rise.’ – Phillips Brooks
  • Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing.- Albert Laighton
  • Apart from the resurrection of Jesus, the eschatological orientation of the church appears as the spoke of a wheel without a hub. – Richard R. Niebuhr
  • Christianity begins where religion ends…with the resurrection – Herbert Booth Smith
  • God expects from men something more than at such times, and that it were much to be wished for the credit of their religion as well as the satisfaction of their conscience that their Easter devotions would in some measure come up to their Easter dress. – Robert South, Sermons

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Easter Quotes and Text Messages

Easter is one of the most important holiday and event to all Christians. Let’s celebrate easter by sending your friends and loved ones these easter quotes and text messages

Easter Quotes and Text Messages Collection

  • Wishing you a “HAPPY EASTER” with much love and the best of wishes. May this Easter day bring a LOT of happiness and joys in your life. May you live a long life. And that EASTER will come in your life a hundred times and hope that you would remember me in your prayers.
  • May the angels protect you, may the sadness forget you,may goodness surround you and may God always bless you. Happy Easter.
  • The budding trees, the new flowers and birds that sweetly sing whisper to me that it’s Easter. Here is wishing a warmth for your soul on Easter and always! Happy Easter

Funny Easter Text Messages

  • Q: What do you call Easter
    when you are hopping around?
    A: Hoppy Easter!
  • Easter bunny’s here too!
    He thinks you are eggstra-special
    just as i do!
    Happy Easter

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Lenten Season and Easter Quotes Collection

Easter is one of the most important event among Christians. Please send these easter quotes and text messages to your friends to let them know you remembered them in this special event.
Easter Quotes – Collection of Easter Quotes you can send to your friends and loved ones.
Easter Quotations – Collection of Easter Quotes you can send to your friends and loved ones.
Lenten Season Quotes – Collection of Quotes and text messages for the lenten season
Easter Text Messages – Collection of Easter Text Messages

Women’s Day Quotes

Women are beautiful, women are unique… women are powerful..join us as we celebrate international women’s day!
Send these quotes about women to that special woman in your life.
Happy international women’s day!!

  • Women are the real architects of society. – Harriet Beecher Stowe (American author)
  • Women themselves have the right to live in dignity, in freedom from want and freedom from fear – Kofi Annan (former U.N. secretary-general and 2001 Nobel Peace Prize awardee)
  • Happy 100th International Women’s Day! Remember that women have every right to fight for and be treated with respect, dignity, and humanity. Let us do our share to ensure that the future for women is bright, safe, equal and rewarding.
  • The Hebrew Talmud says: Be very careful if you make a woman cry because God counts her tears. Every tear a woman shed is equivalent of man’s sacrifices in life. The woman came from the man’s rib, not on his feet to be stepped on; not on his head to be superior, but on his side to be equal. Under his arms to be protected and near to his heart to be loved… Please pass this to all the women you love and to the men for them to know the value of every Woman. Happy Women’s month!
  • Glee Quotes

    Believe or not, we love Glee! So while watching one of our favorite shows, we thought of sharing some Glee Quotes with you!

    Glee Quotes Collection

    Glee Quotes from Brittany

    • Sometimes I forget my middle name. – Britanny
    • I’ve been here since first period. I had a cold, and I took all my antibiotics at the same time, and now I don’t know how to leave – Britanny
    • When I pulled my hamstring I went to a misogynist. – Britanny
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