Cheesy Tagalog Love Text, Quotes and Pick Up Lines

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Cheesy Tagalog love Text, Pick Up Lines and Quotes

  • Alarm clock ka ba? ginising mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso.
  • Aanhin pa ang gravity? kung lagi akong nahuhulog sa’yo.
  • Isa malupit na paraan ng pag-amin ng nararamdaman: bago pa nila lagyan ng malisya ang pagkakaibigan natin. Hayaan mong lagyan ko na. -)
  • Tok! tok! tok! Pwede ba akong pumasok sa buhay mo?
  • Miss! langit na ba to? para ka kasing anghel.
  • Redhorse ka ba? ang lakas kasi ng tama ko sayo eh
  • Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard? type kasi kita eh
  • Alam mo bang exam ako? kaya sagutin mo na ko
  • Kung bola ka at ako ang player, masho-shoot ba kita? hindi! kasi lagi kitang namimiss
  • Uy! papicture naman tayo oh? para madevelop tayo sa isa’t isa.
  • Surgeon ka ba? kasi ikaw lang ang nakapagbukas ng puso ko.
  • Marimar, kaw ba yan? pwede ba akong maging sergio ng buhay mo?
  • Miss may-ari ba ng Chocnut factory ang tatay mo? ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo.
  • Para kang yosi, ang hirap mo alisin sa buhay ko.
  • May lason bang mga mata mo? nakakamatay kasi ang titig mo.
  • Kailangan mo ba ng tutor? tuturuan kitang mahalin ako.
  • Aanhin pa ang damo kung sayo pa lang may tama na ako.
  • Magaling ka ba sa math? ikaw kasi ang sagot sa mga equation ng buhay ko.
  • Para kang Centrum. you make my life complete
  • Doktor ka ba? kasi kaw lang ang makakagamot ng sugat sa puso ko.
  • Pulis ba tatay mo? kasi nahuli mo ang puso ko.

Pinoy Call Center Jokes

Pinoy call center jokes collection that you can share and enjoy. This page doesn’t aim to make fun to our call center agent friends but to both laugh with the experience and have fun… Again no offense meant 🙂

Below is our collection of call centre jokes, call center humor and call center fun. Please share and enjoy!

Pinoy Call Center Jokes Collection

  • Local client so mostly pinoy callers, usually from visayas…
    Cust: hiillo! wala kasi yung bell ng pon namin???
    Call center Agent: Hindi naman po ba nabagsak yung phone?
    Cust: Hende naman…
    Call center Agent: Kailan pa po ito nagsimula?
    Cust: Ang alen?
    Call center Agent: .Na hindi po nagri-ring yung phone?
    Cust: Nagre-reng naman ah?!
    Call center Agent: Di ba wala pong ring?
    Cust: Hende! yong BELL!.. yong lestahan nong babayaran namin!!!
    Call center Agent: aahhh… yung BILL?!!!
    (hende kase nagve-verefie mabote… tsk, tsk, tsk…)
  • Whattt!???
    – It’s a no-win-win situation.
    – Burn the bridge when you get there.
    – Anulled and void.
    – Mute and academic.
    – C’mon let’s join us!
    – If worse comes to shove.
    – Are you joking my leg?
    – It’s not my problem anymore, it’s your problem anymore.
    – What are friends are for?
    – You can never can tell.
    – Been there, been that.
    – Forget it about it.
    – Give him the benefit of the daw.
  • CSR: “The computer has a hard disk, CD ROM drive and 4 USB sluts.”
    Customer: “Sluts? Are you sure (giggling) I’m going to get 4 sluts along with the computer?”
    CSR: “Yes, absolutely sir!”
    Customer: “Well, in that case, I’d like to order that computer then!”
  • Its ‘C’, ‘C’ for Fried Chicken
  • May I put you on hold for about 2 meters?
  • Caller: “I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realized that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my file back again?”.
  • Agent: Can you click in to the address bar and type www.google.com please?
    Customer: I’ve don’t this already and it didn’t work.
    Agent: Will you do it again for me anyway?
    Customer: Alright.
    Agent: W-W-W-DOT-G-O-O-G-L-E-DOT-C-O-M and now press “enter”.
    Customer: Oh, you have to press “enter”?
  • Applicant: The call center is a booming industry for the past few days
    and I want to part of that boom! (sumabog ka sana!)
  • Recruiter: Why do you want to work in a call center?
    Applicant: >From Manila Bulletin. (ang gulo… i drug test nyo na to’)
    Recruiter: Ah okay, but my question is, why do you want to work here?
    Applicant: Well, I graduated from CEU with a course of blahblah…
    (out…out…out….)
  • Recruiter : Why do you want to work in a call center?
    Applicant : Because of the big bucks of money.. i want to hab a house
    (nyahaha)

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Father’s Day Quotes, Poems and Text Messages Collection

Father’s played a special role in our lives. So for this especial day dedicated for fathers, let’s make them feel special and loved. Send these collection of Father’s day quotes, father’s day poems and Father’s day text messages to your friends and father.

TAGALOG Father’s Day Quotes – Collection of Tagalog Father’s day quotes and messages for your tatay

Father’s Day Quotes – Collection of father’s day quotes and Father’s day messages from daughters that you can send to your fathers, friends’ fathers and loved ones.

Father’s Day Poems – Collection of father’s day poems you can dedicate for your father.

Manny Pacquiao and Aling Dionisia Jokes

A lot of Pinoy fans of Manny Pacquiao seems to create funny and entertaining jokes about the great boxing champion. Below is our collection of tagalog Manny Pacquiao jokes that you can share to your friends and loved ones. This is for entertainment purposes only and does not intend to offend anyone.

  • STOP FOOLING HER! Bago ka ma knock out ng fooling her, gumamit ng head and shoulders. Nakakatulong bawasan ang “fooling her”- Pacquiao hehehe
  • “Blue” Sabi ni Manny kay Aling Dionesia nang mag celebrate sila ng kaarawan nito.  “BLUE THE KICK”. Good morning.
  • “A luck son, if are” yan ang gamot sa masil na parang taling nagkapilipilipet. “A luck son, if are”. Hehehe
  • Aling Dionisia: Gusto ko naman pag nagka-anak kayo uli ni Jinky, di lang pangalan nyo pagsasamahin. Dapat kasali din pangalan ko. Manny: Oo naman nay, kasu midyu mahirap yun. Aling Dionisia: Hindi ah, may naesep na nga ako eh. Manny: Talaga ‘nay? Anu? Aling Dionisia: DIOMANJI (dionisia-manny- jinky)

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