Funny Love Quotes

  • No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
  • The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
  • Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
  • Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
  • You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
  • Some pray to marry the man they love, my prayer will somewhat vary: I humbly pray to heaven above that I love the man I marry.
  • Forget love… I’d rather fall in chocolate.
  • Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not impress the neighbors as being very much.
  • I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.”
  • Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.