Funny Love Quotes

  • Love is like a war:Easy to begin Hard to end!
  • Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.
  • Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two woman.
  • Girls have a bad habit of holding on for too long. Guys have a bad habit of letting go too easily
  • Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
  • Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
  • It’s not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She’s not marrying the best man.
  • A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted.
  • Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.
  • John Lennon said All you need is love, John obviously never met my bank manager.