Funny Love Quotes

Funny Love Quotes Collection

  • No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn’t take the first pill that comes along.
  • The best way to keep him, is not to keep him.
  • Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue. You can work hard and make it through the struggles; however, you usually leave your bobby socks and sneakers behind along the way.
  • I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always
  • A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.
  • I was married for nine years. Eight of those years were very passionate. But… well, passion’s a mild word for it, really. It’s… well, it was more like war.
  • I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
  • Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
  • Many a young lady does not realize just how strong her love for a young man is until he fails to pass the approval test with her parents.
  • Shopping is better than sex. At least if you’re not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.