Funny Love Quotes

Funny Love Quotes Collection

  • No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn’t take the first pill that comes along.
  • The best way to keep him, is not to keep him.
  • Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue. You can work hard and make it through the struggles; however, you usually leave your bobby socks and sneakers behind along the way.
  • I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always
  • A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.
  • I was married for nine years. Eight of those years were very passionate. But… well, passion’s a mild word for it, really. It’s… well, it was more like war.
  • I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
  • Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
  • Many a young lady does not realize just how strong her love for a young man is until he fails to pass the approval test with her parents.
  • Shopping is better than sex. At least if you’re not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.

Short Love Quotes

Looking for short love quotes that you can post on twitter? Search no more ‘coz you’re in the right place. Below is our collection of short love quotes that you can copy and send to your friends via text/sms or paste in your facebook or twitter accounts.

Short Love Quotes Collection

  • When the heart is true there is no need for words because even in silence, love can be heard.
  • Destiny determines who comes into our lives but it’s the heart that decides who stays inside.
  • Love is like a rosary that is full of mysteries (remember high school days hehhe)
  • When you love someone, thinking about them is just like breathing. You do it without thinking, and you do it all the time.
  • A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
  • Love is a complex thing. You know you love someone when you cant go a day without thinking about them
  • It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
  • Should I smile because we’re friends or cry because that’s all we’ll ever be?
  • People say that love is in every corner… I must be walking in circles.

Short Life Quotes and Messages


Can’t fit a life quote to your twitter post? Looking for short life quotes and text messages? Search no more ‘coz you’re in the right place. Below is our collection of short life quotes that you can copy and send to your friends via text/sms or paste in your facebook or twitter accounts

Life Quotes Collection – Short

  • I’d rather regret the things I’ve done than regret the things I haven’t done..
  • Nobody has the power to make things perfect…but everyone is given chances to make things right
  • Playing it safe is the most popular way to fail
  • A man is known by the company he keeps.
  • When you want something you’ve never had, you’ve got to do something you’ve never done…
  • We can’t plan life. All we can do is be available for it – Lauryn Hill
  • While there’s life, There’s hope – Marcus Tullius Cicero
  • Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. -Winston Churchill
  • I’ve realized one thing about life, you can never escape pain, but atleast you can choose between doing what is right or believing it will be alright.

More Short Life Quotes

  • I’ve realized one thing about life,u can never escape pain,but atleast u can choose between doing what is right or believing it will be alright
  • God does not give us overcoming life. He gave us life as we overcome. – Oswald Chambers
  • All suffering is caused by being in the wrong place. If you’re unahappy where you are, move.
  • Fortune favors the brave – Publius Terence
  • There are two ways to be happy – improve your reality or lower your expectations

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  • It’s not hard to make decisions when you know what your values are – Roy Disney
  • Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to – George Seaton
  • You have enemies. Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, some time in your life.

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Short Love Messages

Can’t fit a long love message to your twitter post and looking for Short Love Messages? Search no more ‘coz you’re in the right place. Below is our collection of Short Love msgs that you can copy and send to your friends via text/sms or paste in your facebook or twitter accounts.

Short Love Messages Collection

  • You know what’s cute? It’s when you’re sad, and I smile at you and suddenly you feel fine..:) nyt..
  • Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice but falling in love with you I had no control over.
  • There is no other joy than to be with you. If i were to choose just one moment to have on replay in the reel of time, it is being with you.
  • Love me when I least deserve it, because that’s when I really need it.
  • Are you tired? because you’ve been running through my mind all day
  • If beauty were time, you’d be eternity
  • If kisses were raindrops, I’d send you a storm.
  • I Can’t find a reason why would God give you to me. Maybe the question is how did God knew that I needed someone like you
  • If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you!
  • Let’s commit the perfect crime, I’ll steal your heart, and you steal mine.

Funny Love Quotes – Tagalog

Who says love is always like a drama? Love can be fun too, so if you are looking for Tagalog Funny Love Quotes?,  Below is our collection of Funny Tagalog Love Quotes and text messages that you can copy and send to your friends via text/sms or paste in your facebook or twitter accounts.

Funny Love Quotes Tagalog Collection

Funny Love Quotes Tagalog Image

  • Mahal daw kita? Weh?
    Close daw tayo? Owss?
    As in pa nga daw eh? Ngeek!
    Mahalaga ka daw saken? Talaga ha?
    Well. Oo, Baket may reklamo?
  • BOY: Kaya mong mapasabi sayo and salitang I Love You.
    GIRL: Sus! As ka naman. Sige nga try.
    BOY: Sabihin mo Blue
    GIRL: Blue
    BOY: Sabihin mo Love.
    GIRL: Love
    BOY: 20
    GIRL: 20
    BOY: Oh kitams! Nagawa ko. Nasabi mo din.
    GIRL: Eh wala naman eh. Nasaan I Love You dun?
    BOY: I Love You too!
  • Bakit di mo subukang ipa blood test ako?
    Nang malaman mong ikaw ang type ko…haha