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Funny Quotes About Life Collection
- My son first wanted to go to Stanford, which I thought was OK. The weather is pretty good and it’s fairly short drive to the beach. But it wouldn’t be as good as let’s say, Pepperdine, which is in Malibu. And he said, ‘Dad what about the education?’ I said, ‘Clearly, I failed as a parent’ – Larry Ellison
- Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect – Steven Wright
- There is rarely a sale on beer because the demand is always high so there’s no need to create a buzz
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