Sarcastic Quotes

More Sarcastic Quotes

  • You are like a penny, two faced worthless and dirty, and I’m pretty sure that what’s you charge as well – j_rob
  • Don’t you wish people we’re like money, so you could hold them up to the light and see which ones are fake and who are real? – Alicia
  • The only test you will ever pass is a pregnancy test
  • You sure you’re not chinese? ’cause it looks like you’re name would be Ug Lee!
  • Them: I have a boyfriend
    You: I have a goldfish
    Them: What?
    You: oh I thought we were talking about things that don’t matter 😛

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