Funny Tagalog Quotes

More Tagalog Funny Quotes

  • Bawal i-fit ang gown before the wedding day, di daw matutuloy.” I say: “Try mo sa uniform, baka hindi matuloy ang klase.
  • Balang araw, magiging akin din ang…katawan mo! Bwahahaha! -SEMENTERYO Wahahaha!
  • Position tips: Patayo: Mahirap! Patagilid: Masarap! Paupo: Swak na swak! Pahiga: Swabe! Patuwad: Ewan ko kase. Hindi ko pa nasusubukan magtext ng nakatuwad.
  • Bawat yugto ng tanduay halos ikamatay, naglalakakbay and tagay sa iba’t-ibang kamay, ngunit pagnalasing naghahanap ng away. Kinabukasan ay puro black eye!
  • Quote of the day:  aanhin pa ang droga kung sa akin pa lang naaadik na sila.

10 Conyo-mandments

by Gerry Avelino and Arik Abu
1.  Thou shall make gamit “make+pandiwa”.
ex. “Let’s make pasok na to our class!”
“Wait lang! I’m making kain pa!”
“Come on na, we can’t make hintay anymore! It’s in Andrew pa, you
know?”

2. Thou shall make kalat “noh”, “diba” and “eh” in your pangungusap.
ex. “I don’t like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it’s like, so
eew, diba?”
“What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?”
“Eh as if you want naman also, diba?”

3. When making describe a whatever, always say “It’s SO pang-uri!”
ex. “It’s so malaki, you know, and so mainit!”
“I know right? So sarap nga, eh!”
“You’re making me inggit naman.. I’ll make bili nga my own burger.”

4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation “dude”, ‘tsong” or “pare”
ex. “Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare.”
“I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh”

5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!
ex. “My bag is so bigat today, you know”
“I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book
eh!”

6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish .
ex. “I have so many tigyawats, oh!”

7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?
ex. “Like, it’s so init naman!”
“Yah! The aircon, it’s, like sira!”

8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your
sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
ex. “Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?”
“It’s so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?”

9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?”
ex. “Like, OMG! It’s like traffic sa LRT”
“I know right? It’s so kaka!”
“Kaka?”
“Kakaasar!”

10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full
effect!
ex. “I’m, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!”
“Me naman, I’m from Lazzahl!”

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10 thoughts on “Funny Tagalog Quotes”

  1. haha funny. obvious lasallian ang author. Namention kasi ang ENGANAL tsaka Andrew Bldg.

  2. ayux ang gnda n2. aha. pnkagsto ko ung # 10 tlgang ang kikay ng dating. haha 😀 arrHneO!!!!

  3. hahah! dis is so funny.. girlie tlga ang drama, u know.. can i have a copy of this text?..

  4. ahaha,,, i’m making laf talga… so gurlish…
    at first,, i fynd it hirap to understand,, its kinda hard kaseh,, u know mahirap?? ahahahahaha..
    lab iittt……

  5. haha its so funny naman….
    like, i cant make pigil may tawa…
    you know.. nakakatawa…
    it so FOH!! full of humour…

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