Pinoy Jokes

  • PANGIT MO!
    P-erfect
    A-ttractive
    N-ice
    G-orgeos
    I-ntelligent
    T-ulad ko!
    NAKS!.. Ngiti sya. Kala mo kung ano na no? i-Forward mo rin sa ibang PANGIT! 🙂
  • 3 monkeys escaped from the zoo.
    the first was caught watching tv…
    the second was caught in the park…
    and the third…
    ..
    ..
    Hindi Ikaw!
    Bakit lagi mo na lang iniisip na unggoy ka? wag ganun!! 😛
  • When I was in grade 1 my teacher gave me question. about what i want to be when i grow up.I answer happy.
    Teacher: You didn’t understand the question.
    Kid: you didn’t understand life..
    dugo ilong nya ehh grade 1 plng ako 🙂
  • JOKES:
    APO: La punta ka ba sa tipar?
    LOLA: Ano ang tipar apo?
    APO: TIPAR is party!
    LOLA: SOS!! walang kwentang salita PS kayong lahat..!!
    APO: Ano yung PS lola?
    LOLA: PAKING SHIT!!
  • Son to his dad…SON: dad baket nyo ako pinangalanan na Conrado Domingo…now my friends call me CONDOM…
  • Malupit n Banat!!!
  • Lalake: Miss, my payong kb?
    Babae: bkit?
    Lalake: gamitin muna!
    Babae: bkit nga!!
    Lalake: eh inuulan k kc ng kagandahan,,
    Babae: my court b seño?
    Lalake: bkit.,
    Babae: Tmang bola k kc… :p

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  1. kh8 anung patwa mu corny pa rin sken eh….. broken hearted aq eh…..

    yuck….

    maz mgnda kng hnpan mu nlang aq ng PAPA…..

    kailangan pogi ahh,, magnda kz aq eh …hehehehe…. echos….

  2. ♥ pDe nRiN…
    ♥ buT not alL FuNny..
    ♥ soMe r koRny..
    ♥ but xmpWe oLweiZ’ b
    ♥ hapPi…
    ♥ auN ohhh….

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