Pinoy Jokes

Pinoys are fun loving people.. this is evident by exchanging tagalog jokes and pinoy jokes thru texting and emails. Make your friends laugh by sending these tagalog jokes and pinoy jokes.

Pinoy Jokes Collection

  • Ano english ng ‘Baka masuwerte ako’? … ‘Beef Lucky Me’
    Ano english ng ‘Masuwerte ako Inay’? … ‘Lucky me mami’
    Ano english ng ‘Masuwerte akong lalaki?…’Lucky me with egg’ πŸ™‚
  • PASYENTE: Magkano mag pa face lift?
    DOCTOR: Yung complete treatment, PHP145,000.00
    PASYENTE: And mahal! ano ba pinakamura para mag mukha akong bata?
    DOCTOR: Eto Tsupon, 20.00 lang!
  • Boy Abunda: Kung ihahalintulad mo ang iyong sarili sa isang kasangkapan sa bahay, ano ka?
    Mahal: Kachi chimple lang ako ticho boy…Chiguro chupa, mahilig chalaga ako cha chupa…ancharap kachi minchan machulog cha chupa… πŸ™‚
  • Juan to Poso Negro Services on the phone:
    Juan: Hello, Good Morning manong, humihigop po ba kayo ng poso negro?
    PNS: Yes sir, bakit po?
    Juan: Masarap?? πŸ™‚

More Pinoy Jokes

  • Sabi nila, Love make your heart beat fast…
    Your Body feel flushed with excitement, and your mind go around in circles…
    Love kaya yon?!
    O gutom lang?!! πŸ˜›
  • During the cremation: All the relatives stood in silence. Everybody was silent till a child suddenly asked out of curiousity…’Ma, hindi pa ba luto?’
  • Did you know that:
    – Cockroaches have fingers and nails?
    -rats are visual learners?
    -ball pens in the earlier times are used as needles in making umbrellas?
    -the saliva of an ostrich is used in making cheese?
    Galing no?
    lahat yan, imbento ko lang hahaha! πŸ™‚
  • Limit your sex life. Do it only on days that start with letter ‘T’
    Tuesday,Thursday, Today, Tonite, Tomorrow, Tatorday, Tanday, Taumaga, Tatanghali, tagabi, tahapon πŸ™‚

54 thoughts on “Pinoy Jokes”

  1. kh8 anung patwa mu corny pa rin sken eh….. broken hearted aq eh…..

    yuck….

    maz mgnda kng hnpan mu nlang aq ng PAPA…..

    kailangan pogi ahh,, magnda kz aq eh …hehehehe…. echos….

  2. β™₯ pDe nRiN…
    β™₯ buT not alL FuNny..
    β™₯ soMe r koRny..
    β™₯ but xmpWe oLweiZ’ b
    β™₯ hapPi…
    β™₯ auN ohhh….

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